Käärpe Diem

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

football teams never lose anymore its always "the game was rigged in favor of the team i dont like!!"

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

And Vincent Price was also bi so, y'know, let’s hear it for the bi pride catboys.

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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