Oh Shit! We’re Getting Pizza?

Hi y’all. I just wanted to hop on here and explain myself for basically invisible manning for over a year.

I was tagged by the sweetest human alive-- you guessed it! @vintagelacerosetterosette! Thank you Myn! And the neatest and coolest human alive- @auds-and-evens! Thank you too Auds!!!

You can call me: Brandi! Or Bee! Whatever works!

Sun sign: Libra Sun, Gemini Moon, Cancer Rising

Where in the world are you? Downstate IL, USA (like four hours away from Chicago)

Are you left or right handed? Right! But I drive with my left.

How many languages can you speak? One ( but I barely speak English most days),

Last thing you ate or drank: Currently drinking my first iced coffee today :)

Do you believe in ghosts? What about aliens? No. I'm for sure the Shane Madej of any friend group. But I DO believe the universe is way too big to just have us in it.

First song from your “on repeat” playlist: Wolfman - The Front Bottoms

Favorite holiday: Halloween! And Thanksgiving because I love carbs.

give us a movie rec: The Visit or Orphan: First Kill

if you could tell your 16 year old self anything, what would it be? Shit is really hard right now. And it’ll be hard for a while. But give it ten years and you’ll finally be some place where you’re finally not sad to wake up. You’ll have a life and a partner and a family who love you. Just like you’ve always wanted.

Finally, do THIS picrew

(FINALLY can include my horrible bastard child!!!)

thanks @auds-and-evens and @tomorrowillmissyou for the tag! Love you both bunches and bunches!!!

tea or hot chocolate // cozy books or halloween movies // plaid or corduroy // foggy morning or twinkly nights // orange or black // pumpkin pie or apple pie // wool or velvet // picking fruit or carving pumpkins // libraries or coffee shops // cinnamon or peanut butter // spooky halloween or cozy halloween // candles or fairy lights

coffee or tea • canon or fanfiction • batman or superman • hot or cold • meadows or forests • lakes or the sea • water w/ ice or water w/ no ice • baths or showers • black or white • soup or salad • gold or silver • jewellery or no jewellery• money or power • kindness or respect • apples or oranges • flowers or succulents • digital notes or handwritten notes • science or history • ancient greece or ancient rome • jeans or sweats

I do! I think Ian has a regular therapist who he really clicks with and actually during the whole s11 arch of jobless Mickey vs Warehouse Ian really sold the idea of couples therapy as something the might need. I think Mickey was a harder sell on it, but Ian likely promised him some ~perks~ if he went, so he did.

I think eventually (like after a WHILE) Mickey will go to therapy. I have this idea that he and Ian take care of Franny while Debbie's out... doing whatever it is she's doing with Heidi. And I think he'd be motived truly to work on himself if and only if he had a kiddo depending on him. Mickey's an acts of service guy and he's always serving those he loves. I think with a little more distance from his upbringing, he'd be willing to give it a go :)

Y'all are getting spicy on Anon. We love to see it.

So Mickey is easy. He's way to chicken to admit it, but he really loves soft sex. Like spooning, cuddly sex. I think he had this fantasy of having sex in a hotel bathtub, and on a bed of rose petals. All that sappy shit that he pretends to hate.

Ian is a little bit more difficult. But if I had to guess based on his (or MY assumption) like of public sex/the thrill of getting caught, he might like voyeurism? Like maybe along the lines of watching Mickey (with his consent of course) shower or masturbate? But I think he'd been too embarrassed to tell Mickey about it because it makes him feel like a creeper.

Hey Anon!

So, other that choking and gagging, I think Mickey calls Ian Daddy. I don't think its a full Big/Little sorta situation. But I think at one point, Mickey probably was REAL worked up and it slipped out. Ian obviously was IN TO IT. So now it's a personal goal of Ian's to get Mickey so worked up it slips out again. (I also think Mickey drops it casually when he wants Ian NOW and Ian's doing something that isn't Mickey tbh)

As for Ian, I truly think he's a dirty talk kinda guy, but other than that pretty vanilla. HOWEVER. If Ian had one kink? Public Sex. I think it reminds him of the Mickey he fell in love with and the nostalgia of sneaking around not only makes it hotter for him, but I think it reminds him of the Mickey he fell in love with. Only know instead of sharing a cigarette, they kiss and are politely told to leave the Chili's.

Yes! I think Ian can not only dance fairly well but can sing! He’s big into singing lullabies to the kiddos (and Mickey when he has the occasional nightmare). I also think Ian is a really decent cook! (In fact he and Tami bond over making healthy dishes for Freddie and Lip and Mickey tbh)