Oh crap.

dating a princessgirl is great until she exercises unilateral authority to keep snuggling you instead of letting you get up

the bed, too, is a kind of dungeon

what happened to honor and duty. what kind of knight are you. you've failed her.

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The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

aftercare? oh, you mean marrying her, spoiling her rotten, and proving to her how real love does exist. yeah, that’s the bare minimum. you choose her every day because she deserves nothing less but your undying devotion.

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

oh, HIM FACE!!