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I'm a cute lady. No need to kill myself!

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

people named Gary. drop the R. what u name now?

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

new soda called Kill yo self

When will pride month be over already

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

The first guy to have made a root beer float probably kept adding ice cream to every beverage just to see what would happen. fuck it. ginger ale float. lemonade float. Water float. His wife hated him

twin if we were cats in the cat pound would we be labelled as a bonded pair 🥺

hey wanna see something cool

Yeah man let's see it

there was an incomprehensible Man at the back of the Ollie's Bargain Outlet. He existed with no regard to space, and when I approached him he kaleidoscope'd all around me. There was a big red sticker that said "4.99" on him. Thats a good deal, I murmur to myself. Woulda been 24.99 at walmart.