i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do
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i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

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This is missing the full context, which is even better/worse
Okay but this phrase applies to so, SO many potential research topics.
Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do
I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you
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remember how instead of "global warming" we started saying "climate change" because of too many smartasses who refuse to understand averages being like "if global warming why snow in April?", "if global warming why mild summer?"
But now it's simply fucking hot and they still deny it somehow
Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers
i'm not reading your fuckass card links brother youre a grown man in 2026
It is really something to have an event branded as a "State Fair" that's so afraid of kitschy Americana. What do you mean it's one Ferris wheel amid a sea of faux marble columns and arches
Past generations of American conservatives went wild for cornpone shit but now they want to imagine that, but also it's skyscrapers and also Greco-Roman (like legitimately, Trump 1.0 legislated that all new federal buildings have to be built in that style). Really they just want the part where everyone was white and Christian and find the rest of it, the actual aesthetics of small town and rural America, cringe
Even though it's called a State Fair they seem to want it to be more of a World's Fair vibe but like. I don't know if they're still a part of the World Expos but the World's Fairs back when the US hosted them had kitsch! They had midways! Chicago 1893 had a city of elegant white buildings, yes, but it also invented the midway as a concept. The Great American State Fair has no intentional kitsch. It has nothing to do besides one Ferris wheel.
I saw reports implying it doesn't even have corn dogs bc they're not MAHA enough (they would prefer, of course, corn dogs but made in slightly different oil). This has led me to a genre of content where people, I guess, try to prove it does have corn dogs? For instance, this video says you can get a corn dog and a big lemonade, if you go to the last booth and like. It's a state fair. When has anyone at a state fair ever had to hunt around for a corn dog and giant lemonade stand?
This led me to a video by right-wing think tank and Project 2025 authors the Heritage Foundation from the POV of a hot dog. This is the busiest I've ever seen the fair and it's still more empty than just about any comparable event I've seen. It really shows off the sights, like the wormhole tunnel (?) and the automotive show that's half a dozen cars in a tent - not historic cars, cars themed to the event. It also features the host thrusting around a wiener and then finally putting it in a woman's open mouth because there is nothing psychosexual about American conservatism

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the fact that there are liberals who are concerned about dsa candidates winning because they think they're too far left is just. hard for me to comprehend sometimes
Do you ever regret anything you have ever done? Do you stay awake late at night wondering how your life would be had you not done it?
What, am I supposed to regret things forever? No thanks, I'm different now. The old me is not the same me. We must move. The world won't oyster itself.
"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.
Death by spreadsheet is an acceptable degree of separation for most in middle management. They can sleep at night without guilt for what they've done, because the system charitably setup twelve degrees of separation between their choices and the real-world harm. But do not be fooled, their choices set that harm into motion. Without their reckless disregard for human life, the harm would not be done.
I used to work at a TV station in Ohio. On weekends, we only had an 11pm news broadcast. Not much happened on weekends, ya know? I worked Monday-Friday 9-5, but someone on the weekend shift quit, so I also had to come in at 9pm on Sat/Sun to work the 11pm news. It was brutal. I worked seven days a week, even if two of them were ~3hrs.
This was a particularly bad winter. One Saturday, we had a level 2 snow emergency: That means you should only travel if you absolutely must. Like, it's not uncommon for cops to pull you over in level 2 emergencies to ask where you're going and why. It is genuinely dangerous to drive in that much snow.
I told my boss as much, how I almost crashed on the way home at 12:30am after a news broadcast. I told him I would need to call off if there were a snow emergency again during a night snow.
He told me, point blank, "If you ever call me about the goddamn snow, I will take it as a call of resignation."
And that was that! The very next Saturday, snow fell again. It was a level 2, but would become level 3 by sunup. Level 3 means driving is literally illegal except for ambulances and snow plows. I stared out the window, watching the snow, and I had to make a choice.
"Will I die for this? Will I kill myself to keep this job?" I made $11/hr.
Yes, managers work you to death. That's their job.
Every single labor protection is written in the blood of those who were literally worked to death, and business owners and profiteers would claw those protections back with glee if they could. They will squeeze every red cent from your body if they are allowed, and write off your death for an insurance payout that they'll try to pocket for themselves while hiring your replacement for half the pay they gave to you.
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Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
this just keeps being relevant
This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
That’s why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all
It's also a ploy to crowd out smaller brands that can't afford a merchant's slotting fees (and an unspoken assumption that the shelf stockers will add another row of the "regular" product when the "special" flavor runs out), plus some brands offer a promotional wholesale rate for the moneymaker product only IF a merchant orders a minimum quantity of the special product along with it.
ALSO also I remember reading a food industry trade magazine years ago that talked about how a significant minority of consumers will see a familiar product in an unusual new flavor and think that sounds gross and weird, I must try it!! and as someone with that particular brain glitch, I felt so seen 🙃

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If someone's explicitly tight-lipped about why they're not talking to someone again, I don't pry. Like "I'm not talking to those people anymore and I don't want to talk about it" ok none of my business. If someone goes into explicit detail about why they cut ties with people, yeah I have no reason to question that unless some new details come up that don't add up to the rest of your story.
But if someone's vague and dramatic about what happened, yeah I don't think I believe you. "All my friends betrayed me behind my back!" ok so did they drug you up and sell you for heroin or did like 3 of them have a separate side group chat to vent about how frustrating you are to deal with sometimes.
My least favorite things about anti- UBI discourse is always the techbros whining that "nobody is going to work anymore! People will just watch Netflix all day!" and I have 2 responses:
1) Who the fuck cares. Who the fuck cares what people do with their time! That's kind of the fucking point!
2) People aren't going to stop laboring. Housework (look, it's right there in the word!) will still need to be done. So will maintenance on our homes and personal spaces. Children will still need carers, as will the elderly and disabled. There are millions of examples of ~work~ that we do all the time, uncompensated, that won't suddenly stop because we aren't forced to sell our labor to provide corporation's profits.
I'm not surprised that what is traditionally women's work is invisible to these dipshits, but it never fails to anger me.
Anyway. Join the IWW.
Field studies have been conducted in several countries now, and the result is always the same - people will just flop about for a couple of months to recover from the burnout most people who have a job live with, and then they look for something to do. Some get a job with reduced hours, and some start doing charitable stuff like volunteering in soup kitchens and teaching others to do whatever their particular skill is. They socialize more, they are happier, and on average, people will work more, not less.
But the thing is, employers suddenly have to think about how to make their jobs appealing enough for someone to come and do them! It's hard to find someone to work for you for long hours under horrible conditions, if they can just choose not to; which shows you how voluntary our current system actually is.
🎶People won't stop working! If so, fuck it!🎵