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that's a cat ✅️

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I Bless The Rains Down In Africa

Penn & Teller: Bullshit was an odd show bc it kept rotating between actual skepticism and libertarian screeds. Probably the most famous episode is the one about how GMOs are good and Norman Borlaug is the greatest man in history and anyway two episodes later they argue that we need to be skeptical of global warming and frame environmentalists as hysterical morons. Show that argued persuasively that vaccines are safe and don't cause autism, and also did an entire episode denying the dangers of second hand smoke and one saying we should get rid of the endangered species act

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

I work in the restaurant industry and I train servers who sell food. Its absolutely incredible how many of them believe mayo is made with dairy...

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that