Ishan Raval

I know you’re joking, but I’ve seen him in action. Wouldn’t surprise me if he knew how to use a paper clip as a weapon. Since large cash bribes and literally begging don’t seem to be doing the trick, being sneaky is absolutely the way to go here. See you soon, handsome.

He's like John Wick or something? Kinda hot, not gonna lie. Meanwhile my British arse still curls his lip in disgust when spotting guns. See you babe. Bye bye.

Don't wear anything too nice. I'll feel bad when I get your blood all over it.

Haven't you heard? Power's back on. Caw caw.

Oh no! I hope the band was returned. The rest of that sounds nice. I found some shiny rocks, does Mingus want those? I think they have mica? I think that's what it's called. I should take a geology class.

Okay, okay, good. You're holding me to not dying on a hill, I'm holding you to no death by pissing off the hunter who probably still has an arsenal at his disposal. [user laughs] Just the lemons then.

Psht. How dangerous can he be if he needs a bunch of weapons? [he chuckles] I'm joking. I won't bother him too much... For now. [pause] No, really, I'll do as you said. I'll text Madison though. [he breathes a laugh through the nose] Okay. I'll see you later rani.

I have so much joy in me that I need several hearts to store it, actually.

[user is pinching the bridge of her nose. It's fine. probably.] Just please don't get him to the point where he decides to actively come after you? Or goes to Wyatt, and has him come after you? [...] I mean you can bring home a seagull, if you want to add to the menagerie we've got going, but that's a you call. And maybe just some lemons?

[user sighs and blows a raspberry] Galah, if he does that, I'm not letting him stab me to death, yeah? Probably should start taking some self defense classes though. Not a bad idea. [he hums] Lemons and a seagull, gotcha. I'll leave the seagull here. That beauty's meant to soar about the seas.

Oh yeah, I'm doing just that. Threats and being insufferably cocky. He will be too busy fuming to know what I'm doing. I'm headed to the market, do you need anything? [user gasps] Seagulls ! [user clears his throat] Yogurt? Butter?

I mean, making them isn't too bad, if they're to promote the radio station. But if she's just doing little dances, then why is she there, exactly? [...] I think the exact info was uhhhh it's a gigantic alien space tardigrade Rosemary. And it might be magic. And if it is (which I'm inclined to believe it is, if for no other reason than that sounds like something that would be), we could use it for the battery.

Oh she's doing her bachelor in communication so I'm sure it's neat but..... I didn't understand a damn thing. [...] A... Like those things... Huh... Nevermind. Okay. Go magic space tardigrade. Wait, how do you use a tardigrade to make a battery? Is it..... Actually you'll tell me when I get home, after you're done with all the other things you had in mind.

Yeah, can't imagine getting approached for a tall survey wouldn't strike me as weird. But kids are weird in general these days. [...] Team effort. I can't emphasize that enough. But with the info on the big ole magical space bug Zack got, I think we might be headed in the right direction.

Yeah, we have an intern right now and she wants to do tiktoks or make them and ... anyway, I've never felt older in my whole life. [...] Zack got info on the bug? What do we know about the bug?

Yeah, but then I'd be very upset and you've yet to see me in a bad mood. Are you sure this is what you want to do? I rip hearts out when I'm in a good mood, remember?

Christ, you're more stupid than you look. There is nothing you can threaten me with. There is nothing you can do to me that's worse than what's been done already. You think you will scare me into giving you what you want? You can't.

Oh this is delicious. Expect a visit sometime soon. We'll have so much fun.

How could someone not be a fan of Mingus? I'd question her taste if she didn't. [...] I know, baby. Soon, I promise. Failure isn't an option.

That's how I was bought. She seemed a bit weird before that, but I think we can say we're pals now. [...] You'll save the magic. I believe in you.

You'd make a very sexy Bond. Hollywood needs to get on that. Madison... That's the tall survey girl, right? I think that could work. Of the two of us, I feel like he'd think hiring someone else to buy it back would be something I'd try. And I know Rory better than I know her. [...] I'm keeping my fingers crossed you can talk to him soon. We've had a lot of progress with making the battery.

Hollywood really needs to figure it out yeah. That's the tall survey girl, she's a fan of Mingus. Lovely kid. [...] Thanks honey. I ... I miss him a lot. I hope this is gonna work.

Oh. Ooh. That is clever, sneaky and kind of underhanded. And it might fucking work. God, I love your mind. Who do we know that Emilio might willingly give it to that would be okay not saying they'd give it back?

Why thanks darling. I should have been a spy. They should cast me to be the next Bond, etcetera. Mmmmh. Rory maybe. Madison? Let me think. No yeah, Madison could. I'd send Mingus, but he doesn't understand me anymore.