Ishan Raval

[pm] I do not know [User's stomach begins to hurt, she backspaces.] A sparrow [It hurts more.] It flew against my shop's window. I gave it water and seeds.

Well, you are recognizable by voice alone! So you mustn't change a thing.

I will be better than them no matter their experience in a local orchestra. Someone mediocre cannot lead an orchestra I intend to be a part of. Win them over? This is not politics or a social gathering, Ishan. This is Art music. It's serious.

[pm] Good. Water and seeds is great. You'll be making bird friends that way.

Noted. And appreciated.

Come on. There are people involved in an assembly. Nothing can be more political that that. And I agree, we're talking about music. Technique is going to be undeniable, but the musicality, the interpretation... That can be argued and humans are not always fair.

I have zero doubt that you'd deserve the spot, but earning it the hard way...? there's some poetry here.

[pm] I helped a bird today, actually.

British, of course, your accent is quite present.

I will not be second or third to a mere human If that is the case, then she ought to leave. If someone cannot see my talent for what it is, most likely superior to theirs, then they I have had teachers they could not even dream of Do they not want the orchestra to be successful? To do well? I will not settle for less than I deserve.

[pm] You did? What kind of bird? What was wrong with the bird? IS it OKA

And I will not make any effort to sound less British !

What if they've been there for 20 years ? I think they want the orchestra to get along. A new comer taking first chair? Girl, you're gonna become a target. Come on, you win them over, you earn your spot, and la vita è bella, yes?

[pm] I wouldn't know, but perhaps you have a point. I find no joy in birding anyway.

"Oh God no"? I did not mean to offend. It should not offend.

If I do not get first chair, though, I am not sure about my joining.

[pm] Me neither. Leave birds alone.

What? That wasn't offense. I'd be honored, but no. I'm British Indian. Working on the American nationality, I guess.

Aw, come on. What if the current first chair is a diva who threatens to leave if you take their place ? Even though you'd definitely deserve it, you know how these things could go.

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Dev Patel as Darcy Davenport RABBIT TRAP

#portraits of ishan

whimmortal

Watching Taskmaster, listening to my anthem (like JENNIE), hosting a solo singalong to ABBA, shaking ass to Siouxsie and the Banshees ... there are so many ways.

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like JENNIE is a great one. I play it every other night on the radio. As much as I can get away with, at least. Solo singalong? I....... Why solo?

Alright, taskmaster aside, I can do all these things. I told you I'm joyful like that.

[pm] Oh, that is a take I have not heard often. You think birds have a sense of privacy, then?

Oh, are you German?

I've looked into it. I'll do an audition, I've decided.

[pm] I know that's wildly anthropomorphic of me, but surely they can't possibly enjoy being stared at like that.

Oh God no, but I've played music with a few Germans. Always a lovely time.

Yesssssssss. You've just made my day. Let's go !

Maybe they were going for a swim and were worried about losing it in the water and so then they took it off and then are worried it is missing. But okay.

I would like to try. I think there are different things for everyone to love. I do not see myself becoming a geologist but it could be neat to understand. Do you ever play music for other people?

What? How do you lose a ring while swimming? No way. If it's a good fit, it won't slip. When I get married, I'm never taking that thing off, let me tell you this much.

I used to. I was in an orchestra a couple years ago. I joined a new one, so you might be able to see me in a few months.

@brassandrot

[pm] Ha ! Good one. [he actually smiled] Well, someone found my wallet, and that someone doesn't like me at all because I broke his heart. I said I was sorry, and I paid for his therapy but apparently nothing is enough. ANYHOW, I really need that wallet back. I have family photos in it that are very dear to me.

[pm] Thank you! :)

Maybe he was just very much in love with you? I guess some people can be difficult to get over. Why did he need therapy from

How can I help?

[pm] I think he was very fond of me, but... I wasn't seeing him that way. And now he wants me to pay for it, over and over again. You cannot control those matters of the heart.

You could ask to see it. It's a nice wallet. It'd be a nice gift. I'll cover your expenses, of course.

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vengeancedemon

[pm] Who or what you are says nothing about what I am. I do not need you to be something powerful for me to feel good about myself. I won't feel good about what happened, no matter what you are. A coward attacked me and carved my chest open. There is no version of this story that will make me feel good.

I don't know. Keep it up, and I think I'll show up on the last page, at least.

Sure. Come and see how tough you are when I'm on my feet instead of on my back.

#ft. vengeancedemon #conversations with ishan

[pm] Sorry, all I heard was "Boo hoo, woe is me".

You wanna show up for the "They lived happily ever after? " I'm touched babe. But pass. Rosemary... She's a special one, isn't she?

I don't care how tough you think you are. You watched as I sank my teeth into your most prized possession. Anyhow, I was told to go easy on you, so this is where it ends.

necrosemancy

[call] Tell Dan he’d better have that worm costume ready. The intern deserves to see that glory.

I know you’re joking, but I’ve seen him in action. Wouldn’t surprise me if he knew how to use a paper clip as a weapon. Since large cash bribes and literally begging don’t seem to be doing the trick, being sneaky is absolutely the way to go here. See you soon, handsome.

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[call] Oh God, I hope he still has it. It was absolutely horrendous.

He's like John Wick or something? Kinda hot, not gonna lie. Meanwhile my British arse still curls his lip in disgust when spotting guns. See you babe. Bye bye.

whimmortal

Babe, I think you're stretching your joy a bit thin

#ft. whimmortal #conversations with ishan

Alright. This song aside, how could I increase my joy levels?

vengeancedemon

[pm] Legends about your species are not the same as legends about you. I think you are nothing. No one. I think this is why you're alone in a town far away from where you belong. You really think someone is going to write legends about you getting your wallet stolen and then trying to get it back?

Don't wear anything too nice. I'll feel bad when I get your blood all over it.

#ft. vengeancedemon #conversations with ishan

[pm] So your heart got stolen and eaten by a nobody? Well I suppose you'd think that. You like to make every single aspect of yourself sound as pathetic as you possibly can.

Look buddy, I seem to live rent free in your head, and I'm grateful for the opportunity, but that's a one way street. If I had a biography written, you wouldn't be in it.

Haven't you heard? Power's back on. Caw caw.

Can I come? A summer wedding sounds nice.

Oh no! I hope the band was returned. The rest of that sounds nice. I found some shiny rocks, does Mingus want those? I think they have mica? I think that's what it's called. I should take a geology class.

It has not been returned. Consider this, why would someone take off their wedding ring in the first place? [there are many reasons, but he knows better than to ask Mingus to return it]

You can try ! A geology class sounds boring but then I don't see why anyone would want to look at rocks all day long. Then, they probably can't see why I would love to spend my days playing music.

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[pm] Hello Madison. I hope you're doing well ! I won't beat around the bush, I could use your help with something.

[pm] Hello Mr. Ishan Radio Man who has the cutest / most handsome bird!!

Oh yes, we don't want to hurt any bushes. (I know this is a joke, I promise!!)

What do you need my help with? I like being helpful and useful. It

[pm] Ha ! Good one. [he actually smiled]

Well, someone found my wallet, and that someone doesn't like me at all because I broke his heart. I said I was sorry, and I paid for his therapy but apparently nothing is enough.

ANYHOW, I really need that wallet back. I have family photos in it that are very dear to me.

necrosemancy

[call] I'm on the night shift the latter half of this week. I'll swing by.

Okay, okay, good. You're holding me to not dying on a hill, I'm holding you to no death by pissing off the hunter who probably still has an arsenal at his disposal. [user laughs] Just the lemons then.