wolves & girls

A new app has appeared on my phone: Clawde AI. It keeps suggesting I go out at night or eat raw steak. I do not want to do these things. I do not want to feel the bare earth under my feet nor howl at the moon.

Dude, send me a link. I want an app that tells me to eat raw steak.

[user uploads a photo of her flipping off a vinemaw plant.]

Would you take a bite?

[pm] Oh my god don't Haha okay cool?! [...] The what??

[pm] The denim thong.

I assume you're referring to one of the more unique variants of worm that seem indigenous to this town? There would be no need to have such animus toward any of the usual worms just going about their business, eating waste.

I don't really care about normal worms, yeah. They're whatever. This one just sucks, and it tried to eat me one time. Are you, like, a worm fan or something?

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Yeah, I think you're right about that. Because by being a person and having a body, you mean being a shifter, right? Hard to give too much of a shit about it.

[pm] That's true. I just think they are too loud sometimes. But you are very right about it being a way to be able to blow stuff up.

[pm] That's true, they're pretty loud. But you get used t it, right?

But worms are so teeny tiny D: Can't you just like...let it go??

This one isn't teeny tiny and also it sucks.

Fine. I'll remember that next time we're making peanut butter cookies and you want in.

Nuh uh, your guy already promised me I could have those cookies. You can't tak ethat back.

Ooo, I'd love to help you kill a worm!

Hell yeah. It's a really shitty worm. Maybe made of chocolate? Or turns people into chocolate? I don't even know, dude.

[User sighs.] Yeah, okay. Sounds fucking awful. Throw in some green polka dots while you're at it.

Oh, good idea! [user can't see green.]

Oh my god. You youth have no respect.

None at all <3