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Thought I'd put this out there too.

Please do not message me to show me your dick or initiate dirty talk.

My bio already says I'm not interested, and I hate to see literacy lose yet another battle.

However, what I am interested in is you as a person, a good conversation.

Tell me about your weird niche hobby. Tell me about the movie that fundamentally altered your brain chemistry (I'm good at talking about that). Tell me a good joke. Tell me a terrible joke. Or something in between.

Talk to me about something you're passionate about and watch me become invested against my will. Those messages tend to have a much higher success rate with me than "hey" followed by an unsolicited JPEG.

And then maybe, who knows, I'll be able to open up about the other things.

Just because I post the occasional boudoir pic, doesn't mean I've opened applications for sexting. Sometimes a girl just wants to feel pretty and post something without being surprised to a digital penis parade.

But oh, I am absolutely unapologetically a slut for compliments. Those are always welcome and should never, ever be discontinued.

Also a good song to go with this post:

Love, me