A bell is a cup until it is struck

I know Bloomsday is a celebration of a specific schlubby Jewish guy, but in my heart it is also in honor of schlubby Jewish guys everywhere. Happy Bloomsday to all zaftig Jewish men who walk around a lot and have busy minds

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

You know that Chris Fleming bit where he re-enacts an aggressive theatre girl waking up a meek, shy, gay guy by bursting into his room and screaming weird jokes at him? That’s exactly the dynamic of Buck Mulligan and Stephen Dedalus