A bell is a cup until it is struck

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

You know that Chris Fleming bit where he re-enacts an aggressive theatre girl waking up a meek, shy, gay guy by bursting into his room and screaming weird jokes at him? That’s exactly the dynamic of Buck Mulligan and Stephen Dedalus

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was