A bell is a cup until it is struck

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

my writing gland is purple and swollen

Sometimes it's not about if they win the match, it's about watching your favourite wrestler suffer and die beautifully

i just think that the only way to be hot is to be a little ugly . 

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs