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yoyoyo ive been mia from tumblr for a bit but yoyoyo yooooo lovER IS FUCKING AMAZING AND MISS SWIFT IS TURNING THIRTY SOON AND IM PRAYING FOR A MV OF THE MAN AND THOSE VOGUE PICS COULD LITERALLY MAKE ME FAINT DEAD AND BASICALLY TAYLOR SWIFT MAKES ME HAPPY IM SO PUMPED
sirius: remus, i bought you the greatest thing at the store today.
remus: your idea of great and mine donât often match up, love.
sirius: get ready...for...chocolate lip balm!
sirius: this way you wear it and like the chocolate and i kiss you and get chocolate kisses.
sirius: itâs a win-win situation.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŚ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŚ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
lessgolessgolessgoooo
Just like my life, this video was co-executive produced by Todrick đ¸
tODRICK HALLLLLK
nails hair hips heels is iconic i stand for nothing less

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u know whats annoyinh
when ppl twist ur words around and around and around until they dont even resemble what they were initially supposed to mean
like in passing convo i once told my mom that âno that wasnt luck it was his choice to wager that muchâ in context with a gameshow where u wager money on a final question that u later answer (jeopardy anyone??? the best anyways)
but now she applies it to everything and i just
lfasdkjflasdj stop please
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes itâs a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
reblog to save lives!
You can also text âSteveâ to 741741 if youâre a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org
My understanding is that itâs more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!
^^^^^THIS
get help guys, please. if youâre hurting, donât let that hurt consume you. seek help.
I never knew this. Itâs spectacular.
THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
all go to a nightclub.
The doorman stops them and says sorry I canât let you in without a Thai.
why is this making me laugh so much
same
pi(e)
sirius black: guys guess what day it is. itS PI DAY THATS WHAT
james potter: oH yes so the first seventy digits of pi are 3.14159265358979-
remus lupin: im sorry but that is unnecessary and idiotic, there are Calculators and if not that, only 3.1415 is used..
peter pettigrew: oh. you guys are talking about pi. the math pi. i thought this was about apple pie....
sirius black: let us leave the nerds alone iâve got pie from the kitchens lets go
marauders era during kahoot
james potter: okay okay okay- we can keep the lead okay, weâre okay just- keep it slow and steady-
sirius black: just let me win, iâm gay and depressedÂ
remus lupin: all you motherfuckers can eat my ass because iâm a. first place and b. three thousand points ahead
peter pettigrew: guYSÂ iâm only two thousand points behind fifth place i can still place
lily evans: fuCK I CLICKED RED WHAT TH- oh itâs also right nevermindÂ
marlene mckinnon: *wakes up after* lit so who won this time
dorcas meadowes:Â who. set. their. username. as. milk. before. cereal. come fight me if youâre not a coward
emmeline vance: did you go toOooOooo fast? no iâm just too smart
bonus: this music is my lifeâs theme song oka- shit i dropped fouR PLACES WHAT THE FCK
extra bonus: i really want to kashoot myself iâm actually last place

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the most unrealistic thing about harry potter
is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called âBill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!â
As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think Iâm called what my sister is called in fact.
Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by âProfessor [insert any other name but McGonagallâ for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.
From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.
Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny âaccidentallyâ calls her Sir and it starts again.
Itâs lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, âYes, Aunt Petunia.â
which would have all kinds of additional ramifications when you remember snape is the only one who knew petunia personally
He asks Harry to stay after class and straight up asks him âAm I truly that unpleasant?â
Okay, okay, okay, this is probably deeply off-track, but all I can think of is Harryââwho upon learning that Snape, of all people, his pain in the neck potions professor knows his auntââhas now received what can only be called a psychic punch to balls.Â
How, how, how, is a teenage boy supposed to rectify this, mentally? Connect these strange unjoined worlds to somehow explain that SnapeââSnape!ââknows his Aunt Petunia?
âIt doesnât make any sense, mate,â Harry tells Ron, blearily, desperately wishing at age thirteen years that his butter beer was a real beer. âIt justââit canât be. Why would he know Aunt Petunia?â Ron grimaces. âWhy would he want to? I mean, I know heâs Snape, and all that, butâââ
Harry writes his only letter back to #4 Privet Drive, dotted with tears, and it has one line: How do you know Severus Snape?
Petunia writes back: DO NOT MENTION THAT MAN EVER AGAIN.Â
And this. This. Sparks a light in Harryâs head. This is the same way Petunia talks about celebrities who have deeply, personally offended her. Usually when she fancied them and then they got married. Itâs so completely clear to him, now: Snape is deeply, irrevocably, utterly in love with Aunt Petunia.Â
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So, because of my great love of Becky Albertalliâs books, I have two book ideas for additions to her Creekword series.
The first is: Garrettâs Take On Love (and Other Things)
Cover: I think this one would either have a green or a gold cover, not sure why, but I learnt towards green when first thinking of it.
Timeline: Summer after their sophomore year of college.
Description: Garrett Laughlin had always been sure about everything. He knew that he would make the soccer team. He knew he would get into Georgia Tech. And he knew he was straight. Or at least, he used to know that.
Itâs the summer after his sophomore year of college, heâs back home until August, and of all the people he could have ran into from high school, it just happened to be Cal Price. And despite his past beliefs of his sexuality, and the fact that he is dating Morgan, Garrett is pretty sure that heâs in love.
Important Points In the Novel:
Starts out in the gangâs favorite hangout, Waffle House.
Morgan and Garrett are still together at the beginning if the novel, but like halfway through, they break up.
Garrett actually calls Bram Bram instead of Greenfeld when he comes out as pansexual to him.
Iâm thinking a trip to Atlanta for Pride Month, involving all our favorite gays: Simon, Bram, Leah, Abby, Garrett, and Cal. Fun short little roadtrip that encompasses like the last week of June, and involves lots of romantic tension between the boys (G and C).
Alice and Theo having a Fourth of July engagement party and itâs right after Garrett and Morganâs break up, and Garrett gets super drunk and tries to kiss Cal, but Cal wonât let him, and Garrett think itâs Cal rejecting him, but no, itâs Cal thinking he would be taking advantage of Garrett.
A few days of moping around because both boys think the other doesnât want them.
Bram and Simon âaccidentlyâ not telling Garrett and Cal respectively who will be at the movie night theyâre planning. And then, Bram and Simon lock them in Simonâs basement to force them to talk. But they just watch a movie (Iâm thinking Netflix Original Alex Strangelove). And like, midway through the movie, Garrett takes Calâs hand, and at the end of the movie, Cal kisses Garrett. And just. Adorableness ensues.
Simon and Bram come busting through the doors with everyone (maybe Morgan, maybe not). But like everyone. Alice and Theo. Nora. Jack and Emily. Leah and Abby. Nick and Taylor. Anna. And theyâre all just like âMove out of the way ya gay dorks, and let us start movie night already.
They watch reruns of The Bachelor. Because it isnât just a Spier family tradition anymore. Because theyâre all family at this point. Because family isnât just about blood or last names. Itâs about the people who will never give up on you.
The second is: Annaâs Ace of Hearts
Cover: Absolutely positive that this would have a purple cover, and instead of the word Hearts, it would be đ¤s.
Description: Anna has known she was asexual since the disaster that was her and Simonâs relationship. She just doesnât know how to tell anybody. At first, she isnât sure if itâs just because her and Simonâs relationship was what it was. Then, she didnât know if this was permanent. And now, sheâs not sure, because she is totally in love with the boy across the hall.What she doesnât know is that the boy across the hall is ace as well.
Isaiah Hayes is a bit of an eccentric person. He loves cooking. He hates social media. He can put on make up like the best of them. But he has no fashion sense. When he talks, his voice sounds like itâs coming from the heavens above. His singing on the other hand seems to come from another afterlife. And Anna is completely head over heels with every bit of it.
Now we already know heâs asexual. But the question is: Is he aromantic as well?
Important Points in the Novel:
Anna moves into the building her senior year of college. And of course, she meets her neighbor across the hall, Isaiah Hayes, first. And he invites her over for dinner, because she is so not unpacked, and not up for eating greasy pizza off barely durable paper plates.
The thing is, he dances when he cooks. And he sings. And itâs sort of terrible, but Anna loves it anyway. He makes vegetarian fettuccine alfredo, and she canât help but devour it, and when she looks up, heâs just smiling like a fool. But after, he just walks her out of the apartment with no invitation to come over again. So. Mixed signals.
Anyways. Anna is going to school for nursing. Thatâs an important thing to know for this. Because one day, Isaiah knocks on her door, and asks if she has any frozen food that he could put on his black eyes. And she rushes him in, and sits him at the dingy table in her small kitchen, and immediately starts taking care of him. And then she asks what happened. And he takes a deep breath and admits to her than heâs trans. And she doesnât even bat an eye. She just starts talking about how she wants to be a nurse so that there will be more queer friendly medical aid in the world, and keeps taking care of him.
Thatâs when they start hanging out more. He cooks and dances and sings in one of their kitchens, and sometimes she joins in, but sometimes she turns something on TV or writes a paper or reads a book, but she always watches him for a bit first. Because she cannot help but love him. She just wishes he could see how much.
Spring Break comes. She invites him back to Georgia with her, because his parents donât want him back home. He takes her up on the offer, and meets the gang.
Then one day at Waffle House, theyâre eating breakfast and suddenly he gets up and starts dancing. And normally, Anna would be embarrassed as hell, but she canât help but laugh because heâs laughing and itâs just so contagious. And then he pulls her up and has her start dancing too. And people are staring, but she doesnât care. Because he pulls her close, and even though heâs like two feet taller than her, he picks her up a bit and kisses her forehead and admits that he loves her but heâs asexual and that he doesnât want her to be with him if she canât accept that and she just laughs because "Isaiah, Iâm ace too.â
The book ends with them moving her stuff into his apartment cause why not đ¤
Before you comment, read this. Yes. I am making characters queer who are not canonically queer in an already queer series. No. I do not think it is excessive. These are perfect.
this explains the vegetarian fettuccine alfredo in the chat
also this is adorable i love them both
imagine fred and george teaching their dad how to floss
other mod here a full day after first reading this post, losing her goddamn mind because i finally realise Jamie meant the cool fortnite dance 4 Teenz and Youthz not the basic dental hygiene, holy fuck
jk rowling: yeah so wizards donât floss they just sip some water and throw a cleaning charm on every night
so like hereâs a question - how the fuck have wizards managed to keep literal motherfucking dragons hidden from the muggle world for the last 400 or so years?
the forgetting spell thing must have been a miracle when it was made
i still canât get over cursed child saying that cedric diggory, shown to be one of the kindest most decent people in hogwarts, would turn into a death eater and kill neville all because he lost the triwizard tournament. i mean this is a guy who insisted harry take the trophy for saving his life, wanted to replay a quidditch match his team won because it wasnât fair that harry was distracted by dementors, and disapproved of the âsupport cedric diggory/potter stinksâ badges. his personality wouldnât just do a whole 180 because he lost one time.

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Just the sort of shit I bolt upright to message to my roommate at 12:45am
remus gets one, sirius gets the other- but who gets which version hm
it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said âborn survivorâ and he said âyoutube rewind. letâs set it to rewind.â like you ainât gonna find that shit in a novel
along similar lines, i brushed past my sisters in the morningÂ
i said âtheres toastâ, one replied âtoasty mctoasty mm mm mmâ and the other just winked at me before turning back to the bathroom