Take a moment to think of just...

This is exactly how I would expect a mushroom to sound

6) The Insulin patent was sold for $1 by the inventor to the University of Toronto in 1923, because they believed it was unethical to profit off of life saving meds.

money saving tip: wait 3 years to play a video game

that’s her therapist

That turned me on immensly

Fuck did they think would happen??

This is for the male audience

I thought it was going to fade to the Skyrim intro.

I think big scary towers are cool. evil wizards are so hot.

omg hiiiii…

wait what does your username say

👀

Everything reminds me of him

Amazon knows how long it takes each worker to piss but suddenly when they have to be (publicly) responsible for killing their workers they have no idea how to keep track of them 💁

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

Well that turned a corner I was not expecting

Well then

You tell ‘em Hattie.