sometimes we just dont want to sleep alone

The other day i was in such an awful fever that i started hallucinating that i was growing insectoid legs under my bed sheets while I was desperately struggling in my bed looking for some heat because it was oh so cold and for some reason i was actively justifying my metamorphosis like oh this is just what normal guys have to go through to get through their fevers im growing two pairs of legs because im gonna evolve into a creature capable of better controlling heat guys this is normal

That guy did it on a book once

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

This person being over 40yo has shaken me to my core

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

holding back an amused "I love you" after someone makes a really good personal comment or joke is like making the move for your sheathed blade and stopping midway through

this is a normal comparison indicative of healthy relationship with the concept of love

This is the kind of shit they put on $50 t-shirts at zara