@bunnylenard

Are you going to eat that?

Whatever it is you have for me to eat btw

Reblog if you're not fat enough yet

We should make today remarkable hehe🐷🐷🐷

You know on the rare occasion that I do get a job interview the person interviewing me usually tells me that I interviewed really well in comparison to other people they’ve interviewed and that they like my answers to interview questions and yet they never hire me so tbh I’m starting to wonder what these people are looking for exactly

I'll be where you least expect me Self-medicating with cheese

Op I think you misspelled most

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

i really loved redwall when i was a kid because you have to imagine if you went through a harrowing ordeal, other people would help you out of it and bring you to a banquet with freshly baked nutbreads and savory pot pies and watercress soups and nutty cheeses and it would taste so good you would cry

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

@cryptotheism bringing this back on the new blog