Ohh g*d oh no I’ve just returned from “”””””the void”””””” and I left my lucky panties back there!!!!!
I cannot go back I did some extremely heinous things in that void,,,, there’s no way to retrieve them now. The portal has shut and now I’m standing commando in the middle of a F,uckING corn field.
PLEASE somebody help, does anyone have access to The Portal?? Or anyone in the Void who can inter-dimensionally email my panties back to me?!!!’ I am DESPERATE, I have a basketball game coming up and there’s a LOT at stake here. If my team loses we die by firing squAd. So you can see why I need my lucky panties,,
And before you ask, NO,,,, I cannot “just buy more””” or “”””play without them,”” they are enchanted and therefore one of a kind. Without them I cannot play basketball to save my cursed fucked up life. There’s no way we are gonna beat the Monstars without them. I can already feel the cool metal of the gun against my back,,
Michael Jordan Michael Jordan Michael Jordan
Sorry i was seeing if i said his name three times that he might show up like Bloody Mary and help me but unfortunately he did not, there’s just some weird guy who works down at the marina here claiming his name is Michael Jordan and “the basketball one can’t come to the phone right now” so they sent him instead.,
FuCK MY “”””@“”BIG CHUNGUS”””””” LIFE””””””
