local woman janice christ

extraterrestrials

ghosts

demons

shadow monsters

birds

sirens

succubi

my mother in law (dodie christ, 87y/o, lives in Anchorage Alaska at 1844 Gull Avenue 99501-1002)

sprites

gnomes

werewolves

banshees

centaurs

goblins

zachary

dragons

chupacabras

vampires (some covens are okay)

witches

wizards

harry potter fans

biblically accurate angels

cyclops

whatever grendel from beowulf is

loch ness monster

tinkerbell (julia roberts version)

mean-spirited twinks (nice twinks are okay)

god

phoenix (the city and the bird)

pegasus

yeti

if you are any of these or know someone who is LOG OFF MY DOT COM IMMEDIATELY

AND PLEASE if you or someone you know has been abducted by aliens, PLEASE MESSAGE ME

I cannot go back I did some extremely heinous things in that void,,,, there’s no way to retrieve them now. The portal has shut and now I’m standing commando in the middle of a F,uckING corn field.

PLEASE somebody help, does anyone have access to The Portal?? Or anyone in the Void who can inter-dimensionally email my panties back to me?!!!’ I am DESPERATE, I have a basketball game coming up and there’s a LOT at stake here. If my team loses we die by firing squAd. So you can see why I need my lucky panties,,

And before you ask, NO,,,, I cannot “just buy more””” or “”””play without them,”” they are enchanted and therefore one of a kind. Without them I cannot play basketball to save my cursed fucked up life. There’s no way we are gonna beat the Monstars without them. I can already feel the cool metal of the gun against my back,,

Michael Jordan Michael Jordan Michael Jordan

Sorry i was seeing if i said his name three times that he might show up like Bloody Mary and help me but unfortunately he did not, there’s just some weird guy who works down at the marina here claiming his name is Michael Jordan and “the basketball one can’t come to the phone right now” so they sent him instead.,

well Folkks,

Mama is unemployed

And She’s 2,058 miles from HomeBase,,

drove all day and all night(,bare ass gooch out on the homemade toilet device I made so I could “”””release “”””” without having to stop at a Dairy Queen or Hold It Inside For 48 Hours

I did get pulled over three times but every single time I would bat my Eyelashes at the p*lice off*cer and they’d say something like “ ma’am is that piss or poop or both??” And I would say “neither officer, I remembered to cut a hole in the floor of my car this time for the waste to slide directly out like an airplane toilet , this Scion xb is clean as a whistle and my bladders hollow as a drum, care to inspect up close????” and just as the cop was about to stick his dirty pervert head in my window to Have A Look at the Hole I’d gun it and outrun the pigs every single time . one time I was forced to watch Tokyo drift 88 times in a row with no sleep, food, or water so trust me.., I know “””””torque”””””

i am out of gas though my coordinates are 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W please come help

horrible news, ,

mama got """""laid off"""""""""" from the ass factory

getting worried about paying The Bill ..

just read a book in 20 seconds.... and let me tell you,,, cocaine was a different drug in the 80s.....,,......nobody writes like stephen king on coke except for stephen king on coke and somehow also on valium his genius transcends whatever physical state he may be in and he is simply Existing As An An Entity, Playing In The Space ,,,,, creating art ,,,,, drugs are just his teleport to another world to build in .,/.

Except She’s farting up a storm in there,,every time she drives it!!!! I have to leave the windows down and doors open for 6 hours to air it out or it smells like I’m driving a burning nursing home around town

should never have gone with cloth seats ,,,, fuck my life fuck my LIFE

What’s in it for the bird? You Ask, ? it’s their kink. The mother fuckers getOff on it

Keep your eyes PEELED for these winged perverts they are EVERYWHERE . pigeons. dodos. Geese.