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“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

Silk is so beautiful. Thank you worms

u know they boil them alive for silk right

They’re worms…

ok im not gonna argue with a sociopath

Thank god

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

I hope everyone had a great pride, be it people who went to every event imaginable, people who couldn’t make it to any, like me, or people who just didn’t feel up to it. You all matter. We all matter. Everyone deserves to leave pride feeling proud to be queer.

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "uncomfortable" and stop using "overstimulated" as a replacement

People need to relearn the words "kindness" and "understanding" and stop using "empathy" as a replacement