We Pave Our Yellow Bricks By Walking

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

you ever put on a song whose vibes seize you so suddenly and violently that when it’s over you feel like you were briefly possessed

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.

just be a silly goose with me already you fucking coward

If my whole house doesnt look like this in 7 years then I've failed

*in dire need of naked cuddles*

Honestly I just want a day full of sex. We don’t leave the bed unless it’s to get food, and all we do is watch tv and fuck… hard, soft, passionate and dirty… And I wanna end the day exhausted and satisfied