I like stuff and also things.

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

Unexpected smiles …

Always reblog twirling man.

What I'm getting out of this is that men needed to be twirled more often

[Description: TikTok video from @/diabetic4one in which a kid is standing in front of a microphone in a school gymnasium holding up bird plushies and very precisely imitating the sounds each bird makes, as the audience of other children becomes more and more excited and impressed. Below it is a still from the video of a kid in the front row turning around and making a "mind blown" gesture. /end description]

so hard to find these guys

Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain

I love that I can say "watch out! They can sting you" about this thingy

train

train

train