Had I as many souls as there be stars

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope!

Thanks to @emperorsvornskr on Twitter for the suggestion of Hux taking a bubble bath with a glass of whiskey and a cigarra! Even war criminals need self care ٩(˘◡˘)۶

London Night 1

Congratulations on the cat

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

(510): Oh god, what now?

Okokokokokok

“The weapon. It is ready.” Guess who’s currently very bored at work.

It’s a hard knock life.

Snapchat Diaries. Hux gets stranded on Jakku. 

don’t tell me Hux isn’t the poster boy for the First Order

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

Shitposting at its finest.