A Womans Place Is In The Revolution

I’m literally on a spectrum they haven’t even discovered yet

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

A small correction: Christopher Lee didn't release a metal album. He released two, and 3 EPs.

I have a new found respect for the man.