A Womans Place Is In The Revolution

panic at the disco is the funniest band ever. what if when zayn went solo he took the name One Direction and started putting out his fuckinnnn sex playlist songs as One Direction. alone. and then Harry and all the other ones did nothing ever again

Anybody else love making coffee and doing fuck all

Things to do with your twin

okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

my nails are so long I keep chipping them HELP

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my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

Buying anything above €50 from my phone is bananas.

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt