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*bangs pots and pans* IS THAT DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH FOR YOU ENGLISH THREE TEACHER?!? IS THAT FUCKING DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH??!?!?
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*bangs pots and pans* IS THAT DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH FOR YOU ENGLISH THREE TEACHER?!? IS THAT FUCKING DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH??!?!?

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The true deadly sins
Lust
Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. IT’S A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.
Gluttony
Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever. IT’S A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.
Envy
Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. IT’S A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. It’s a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.
Greed
Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want. IT’S A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.
Pride
Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up IT’S A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself.
Wrath
Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution. IT’S A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,. Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry.
Sloth
Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. IT’S A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and you’d rather do nothing.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT AND GIVES POWER BACK TO SO MANY PEOPLE
you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit and then threatened to post the video on facebook and instagram if we didn’t clean it up
HOLY SHIT LMAO
Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. (Second link.)
You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????
WHAT
okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.
they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.
everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.
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Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.
A very good micronation. Very good.
“Capitalism made your-”
No. LABOUR made it. LABOUR made my phone, my laptop, the internet, this website, my clothing, my house, all social media, and everything else. LABOUR makes things, Capitalism doesn’t because economic systems don’t ‘make’ anything, they just determine who gets paid for making things.
Fuck it, making a full 3 in a row reblog.

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The fact that girls still like guys proves that sexuality isn’t a choice
This is truly the HOTTEST take on sexuality and I can’t get enough of it.
“When I was in boarding school, one of my co-boarders handed me some mail and said, “Do you notice anything special about this envelope?” When I checked it out, I realised his face was on the stamp… He was royalty…”
— Stories of Rich, Spoiled Brats That Will Absolutely Enrage You (x)
For 14 years, self-taught photographer Sergio Tapiro took over 300,000 photos of Mexico’s Mount Colima “of which only 100 are good.” Then, on December 13th 2015, it finally erupted. “This picture is a gift that nature has given to me. When I saw the camera display I was shocked—I didn’t believe it.”
Rush Hour bloopers.
This is the cutest thing.
jackie chan is so innocent
the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language
but he’s a cutie patootie uwu
This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.

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🤦🏾♂️ people are so fucking stupid
Did he think that weak add rotting wood was going to stop bullets?
Imagine playing in the backyard and getting shot point blank by your neighbors because they’re stupid
Not to be a bitch but point blank is any distance close enough that you don’t have to account for distance or wind
Oh thank you
ellen literally asked taylor if she left an easter egg during the interview but ELLEN WAS THE EASTER EGG i’m screaming
“So you’re part Hawaiian?”
“I’m Chinese-Hawaiian and English.”
Can you all believe people still act like Keanu is a white man while disrespecting his name?
truly an apt name, if anyone was a cool breeze over the mountains it’s him
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
Wait…what?
there are people who don’t know about martha stewart going to prison???
Of the two people in that photo, the white lady is the convicted felon.

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Pros of living alone at a theme park:
I can listen to music as loud as I want and no one is around to care
There’s a pre-installed alarm system that works well
No one gets mad if I take too long to do the dishes (except me at myself
Cons of living alone at a theme park:
a lot of things like this exist hidden within a 50 yard radius of where I sleep
why are you living alone in a theme park are you trying to get yourself killed
I have questions
and dont forget no microtransactions
And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.
Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.
it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games.
And don’t enjoy having to spend extra money to get a complete game that they already bought O.O