You're Only As Good As Your Last Haircut

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

kind of a milf. reblog

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this