major tom to ground control

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

look upon my sons and despair

that's a million million btw. that's ending world hunger and poverty forever. multiple times over.

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse