Pride in Gotham

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

they should make games 8 gb again