Just Me Being A Loser

believing in reincarnation is not just emotionally fulfilling, it is also very helpful. for example, i can now tell myself “i have probably had cocaine in another life. i have probably had oodles of cocaine by now, actually, so i am good this time around, thank you”

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

my mind palace is not up to code

wanting depressed and traumatized middle aged characters to kiss and hold hands can truly be something incredibly personal. 

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

everyone get more nicer…. NOW

i cant stand snarky vague posts or being a hater or rolling your eyes when people have fun or being mean in people’s inboxes or leaving nasty tags on posts or constant misery posting or trying to frantically claim moral superiority via the inherent purity of your blorbos vs other peoples blorbos or turning real life issues into trash talk or making meme posts out of real trauma or picking fights because you’re bored and unhappy or doomerism or acting like you’re smarter than everyone else or having your first instinct whenever anything happens be to make the most negative comment you possibly can. be NICE be NICERRRR have FUNNNNN

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons