the mud is where the dreams are

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

the funniest moment of that Madagascar movie was when the penguins make it to Antarctica and theyre standing there in the blizzard in silence until ones just like ‘WELL THIS SUCKS.”

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face