the mud is where the dreams are

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving