FOE DEFEATER

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

(threatening)(to what im trying to draw) i will figure out your shapes

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive