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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

treating your own characters badly is problematic? back in my day if we were mildly inconvenienced on the way to work we'd vivisect them for the stress relief

Today's working adults yearn for AMVs

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.