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Kiana Khansmith
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Mike Driver
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
Origami Around
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Not today Justin
Stranger Things
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@wellwhatdoiput
basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.
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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
Only day you can rb this
This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far
I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
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i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile
actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.
AND MEDICATION!!! AND DENTAL/MEDICAL CARE!!!!!! AND PERIOD/MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly
If you could keep any animal as a pet, what would it be?
Now I'm talking about animals that you really cannot keep us a pet either because of legal reasons, ethics, danger… In our scenario, this animal is happy with you and it loves you.
I will go first…
African giant snail (illegal here)
A jaguar
A pack of numbats
A small group of giant isopods
Stefano Belotti 
@crabussy
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People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
put that woman into a Situation now. i'm serious. drop that sad whiteboy you've been chewing on for the last three hours and just try chewing on the Woman. it's so much better out here. the world is beautiful. you are putting yourself in a cage. take my hand and come with me. put that woman into a Situation
"Hey how is it going?"
just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .
yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness
PHRASE ADDED!
"menwtol smeeness" (said in a gollum voice)
@barksbog this one?
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????
Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games
Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!
I am terrified mind you
Oh…well…double and give it to the next person
every time.
On the one hand I’m already cursed with illness, but on the other hand I don’t want it to get worse
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I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance
wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!
For anyone who wants to see the exact date and time you started on tumblr:
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
How long have you been on Tumblr?
< 1 year
1-2 years
3-4 years
5-6 years
7-8 years
9-10 years
11-12 years
13-14 years
15-16 years
17-18 years
Since the beginning (19 years)
Round to the closest year! I couldn't figure out the best way to succinctly communicate, for example, >10 but <=12 in a way accessible to people with varying degrees of comfort with math notation.
Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware
So far the replies on this seem to be either "old books and libraries.... Moss..... Rain..... I'm so weird I know" or "actual rotting garbage"
