How To Be Fandom Trash: An Unofficial Guide

one of my least favorite things is that I can’t teleport

the world is a better place with trans women in it

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

Big horse.

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that's taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person's brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

Nothing is funnier to me than Andrew Minyard thinking “when I’m sober Neil Josten will stop being hot and then I can live my life in peace” and then getting out of the hospital and immediately realizing that he is, in fact, in way too deep.

GOOD FUCKING MORNING EVERYONE, DEAN IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL!