Patron Saint of the Impatient

[ID: Over the Garden Wall fanart. Wirt sits at the roots of a tree, patting Greg on the back. Greg is holding and talking to his frog, and Beatrice flutters overhead. They're overlooking a gray landscape, and leaves fly through the cloudy sky. End ID.]

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

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Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)