a Fool

Why does my future depend on me I don’t like this

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

Note to self, find either twins willing to consult or memoirs before writing twins.

I do get a little thrill when I'm reading some article and I notice a little rhetorical sleight of hand the author pulled to hide something (e.g. "in a survey, over 1000 people said X" without saying what the sample size was)

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will