mid city love

Actually if you’re riding in my passenger seat your job is to throw potatoes at people I decide I don’t like. Hey fuck that guy. Yeah go ahead and tuber that bitch.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

crazy that so much tv is just so bad. don’t people literally go to school and dedicate their careers to this in a highly competitive job market. aren’t you paid to be good at this. 

Hey girl. All this promotion for Stranger Things got me thinking about the Things that made us Strangers. You don't have to respond btw

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse

2010 emo girls grab your ipod nanos….

the bad news is that my mom was sad that her eggplants haven’t been growing; however, it turns out that the reason her eggplants haven’t been growing is because her eggplants were actually spinach. The good news is that her spinach is growing very well. She was also sad that her peppers haven’t been growing either, but it turns out that the peppers were actually eggplant. And I’m happy to report that the eggplant is also growing very well.

I'm happy for everyone who pirates stuff in a safe way. I just pat my laptop comfortingly and go "Let's do this" and then pray to god my cheap ass virus protection doesn't get completely overrun as I go to freemoviefilm69.co.free

[While manually closing 13 pop-ups per second, all of which are targeting my geographic location with steadily increasing accuracy] You know I think this is truly how the director intended for this work to be seen

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.