a little too wild in the 70’s

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

i want to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* break free

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally