Well... Bye bitch

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

take me back to constantinople where the cons are stant and the nopes are nople

This has the energy of a post that’s existed for 8 years and has 450,000 notes

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers

Anemic bitches RISE!!! But not too fast

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

ethan winters as a protagonist is actually very funny because you’re surrounded by sexy vampire ladies and sick monsters and then it’s just some guy who looks like he would approach me on campus and try to debate me about healthcare for his youtube channel 

OP you left out that he canonically works in IT

Chronic Just Some Guy syndrome

Quite literally stupid man thing

#fuck or die #time travel #gangsters? #evil twin #detectives #they’re all Star Trek #everything is Star Trek #I am Star Trek #even you are Star Trek #there is no escaping (via purringvulcan​)

@mama-germany

Move in together. Problem solved

YES TO ALL OF THIS

you queerbait miette??

death of author! death of author for one thousand years!

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

The tags fucking one shotted me

catholic school teachers grading shit like