They Call Me Doctor Worm

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Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

girl whose dark chuuni powers are suppressed by being shoooooo shweepy all the time

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby it’s a baby. if she’s 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if she’s 39 weeks and calls it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was her baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.