They Call Me Doctor Worm

I appreciate that people also liked this one

ive been on tumblr for like two years and im beginning to understand it. like pink text has something to do with gnomes, purple text means you're horny in a certain way, red text has something to do with really long visual novels i think, blue text means you're in a house, green text means you're okay with where the current scene is and want to keep going and experience more of this, but i still dont know what yellow text means

yellow text is the golden truth

sorry i cant tell what you're saying can you try saying it more colorfully

Yellow text is the golden truth!

but that's red? this is getting confusing, sorry.

I don't think yellow text means anything. I think it's the absence of meaning.

when you say it like that, i somehow get the impression that you really need to pee and are holding it in. but maybe that's just my impression of you.

I take it back. The yellow text symbolizes your rotten character and the sickness of your spirit

I don't think it's supposed to be that color. It looks like it's almost orange. Have you been drinking enough water?

THE YELLOW TEXT MEANS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

You feeling okay? Your mask is smiling but you've started talking really loud and increasingly piss-colored. If you need a second we can take a break for you to excuse yourself.

I'm fine.

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

it never fails to drive me crazy that hollywood has supposedly churned out tons of "anti vietnam war films" but none of them ever have any vietnamese characters who are allowed to speak. and then you can turn on a ww2 movie and the germans get to talk and talk and talk!

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.