They Call Me Doctor Worm

my favorite koimonogatari factoid is that theres two duet versions of Kogarashi Sentiment, one version is with Kaiki and Senjos VAs with all their character and imperfections, and the other version is with two completely different singers who are clearly professionals and get all the flare and vibrato you'd expect out of them

Iran were hustled out of the United States so quickly that the team’s players had to be iced and bandaged on the plane back to their base in Mexico. [...]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

When I was 11 I turned 13 cuz fuck 12