They Call Me Doctor Worm

i just dont think J Jonah Jameson would be an ally like that

im sorry mr. jameson i didnt know you were like that....

@estrogenesis-vaporeongelion it seems i require your assistance

I can fill in if needed!

if one is required surely more is more better yes?

It's true! A vast collection of bunnies can allow you to access all sorts of locations.

Like to charge reblog to cast

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

Tetate

I’ve been watching so many old garbage movies recently that I’ve started to have like 60s sci fi themed nightmares where I’m being attacked by like horrible ape monsters and it’s actually scary as fuck! What an awful problem to have

Last night I had a dream about a terrible science experiment called Moon 13 that involved putting scantily clad women inside of large lava lamps to harness their innate psychic ability. I wish this was a joke

I have just been made aware of the existence of the most unbelieveable generic Dr Pepper knockoff name

oh and some of you really need to step outside of your bubble and realize that "feminine men are being pressured to transition" is not only laughably untrue but also literally a transmisogynistic fearmongering talking point. come on y'all you sound like fox news

we built this tity on es-tra-dyollllll..