They Call Me Doctor Worm

PEAK is fun because you get to get feel what it would be like falling down a mountain and being abandoned and left for dead by your closest friends, an oddly painful but satisfying experience

huh? bpd?

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

honestly i thought you were doing it on purpose, why else would you wear cute ducky panties to a monologue event

BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE AND I LIKE THEM.

did it work

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

here at woke HQ we will keep doing feminine male erasure and if you ever get a single bit of pity "representation" it will be in the form of a transgender woman's boy alter. sorry!

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

Just watched V for Vendetta for the first time and guys, im losing it. Not because it was good, bc of fucking course it was, just as good as everyone always told me it was, but because in all the discussion I've heard about this movie over the years, no one ever prepared me for the fact that plot of the first half sounds like a Tiktok-bait dark romance novel. What if you were a beautiful young Natalie Portman orphan and you were attacked by bad guys, but were saved at the last moment by a mysterious masked manic pixie dream terrorist who ends up sort of accidentally kidnapping you for your own safety and locking you in his undergound hideout, except did i mention he's also clearly extremely rich and well-read and the curator of an unofficial museum of forbidden culture and art, and when he's not out murdering fascists or dorkily sword-fighting a suit of armor he's showing you his favorite black and white movies and cooking you breakfast in a frilly apron? What then? I mean sure, the months of psychological prison torture were a bit much, but let's be real, Colleen Hoover love interests have done worse

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one