They Call Me Doctor Worm

Also dragon girl cock

getting a post tagged with "panel 1" is like saying you think itll never ascend to the throne

maybe that happens in panel 2

my house has the best mirrors lol they all have this super cute girl in them

feels kind of cringebaby of me but honestly apple sauce is so fire

the partition of the Mongol empire sounds like the background of a JRPG. “Long ago there was this guy who ruled the whole world and then divided it up into four parts: the Cold Slavic Forest realm, the Hot Persian Desert realm, the Vast Steppe and Mountain Pass realm, and the China realm” oh let me guess, then he gave each realm a magic crystal that controls the elements

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

There is no greater example of the selfish, antisocial, and solipsistic American spirit than the belief, held by millions, that one is entitled to set off loud and violent fireworks days before any relevant holiday or special occasion, even unto midnight

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

I mean, yeah, the lever that big software companies use to push garbage is that they offer convenience and ease of use. Back in ye olden times even casual end users were much more experienced in knowing how to cultivate their digital spaces and keep an eye on how their software changed, because that was kind of the only option. The brief decade or two where big companies were offering relatively decent and bespoke software environments lowered the need for that sort of active engagement with your technology, but it’s also a big part of why they’re able to run roughshod over their users now. You aren’t gonna build a workflow without developing the skills to do so because that era was a fluke of market acquisition anyhow.