join us and lose who you are

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

can i come over and be weirdly quiet and use your lap as a pillow and never leave

can other people stop being loved on this post this is about me

my writing gland is purple and swollen

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

brains are kinda awesome

slaps roof of head this baby can do anything

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post