Neverland

Bedtime should work like in computer games where I lie down and click "yes" on a menu and then there's an eight hour timeskip and I can get up again all refreshed.

The dice are telling a story and that story is "Taliesin gets to lie as much as he fucking wants."

Oh fuck, are those friesians?

GLOW IN THE DARK????

Okay but like if I saw a glowing giant skeleton horse do you know how fucking fast I would run away

Not faster than a horse i bet

@elodieunderglass

It's a great visualisation!

grabbing my friends’ by the shoulders and shaking them profusely and begging them to tune into the new (easily digestible) season of critical role before there’s an unreasonable amount of content to watch

thinking about the time a dude with a booth trying to get sign ups (no recollection of what for) approached me and said “Hey! do you know how much a polar bear weighs?” the correct response to this is “i don’t know”, so that the original speaker can say “enough to break the ice!” however, he did not count on Animal Facts Georg saying “i think about 990lbs?” which destroyed any hope for a normal and productive conversation