terfs will be blocked on sight

first of all im gay second i hate taylor swift

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

I like how Spike just doesn’t have a father… bro was not part of the narrative if he even existed he was completely irrelevant. Spike was born to a mother with no male involvement whatsoever… this explains everything about him

we should all get really into chartreuse and other spectacular grellows

actually the real double feature is my cousin vinny & legally blonde aka movies about people being good lawyers despite their cultural stereotype and women's knowledge being key to winning the case

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful