Lets Get Bussy

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

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ok something i rly love abt the animal crossing community is that like… yea sure theres popular villagers, but everyone has that one random villager that they would absolutely DIE for, no matter what, for one reason for another. i have two, zell the deer and roscoe the horse. tag this post with ur favorite random animal crossing villager

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apparently like overnight down here in good ole TX panic arose and now we can't find toilet paper anywhere . wtf

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”

the tension between “representing NBs only as nonhuman characters is dehumanizing and othering” and “but monsters, aliens, and robots are so much cooler than humans”

Man sees crab for the first time.

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an array of supremely unsexy happenings

a number of goings-on that just werent very cash money

OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on

Finally, a good take on this post

Why are videos of crabs wielding knives such a common phenomenon

they cant hold guns

yet

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