Leibi's Blog

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

"average German fairy tale is full of fucked up shit" factoid actualy just statistical error. average German fairy tales are no more fucked up than others. Fucked-Up Shit Enjoyers Wilhelm and Jacob, who lived in cave & wrote fucked up fairy tales each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING OH MY GODDDD THANK YOU A TRILLION BILLION TIMES 😭😭😭😭😭

one of my top ten perry/doof moments is definitely when perry fixes his hair in the mirror of the elevator before arriving at heinz's penthouse and gets into a cool collected pose but heinz is on the silliest mode that day and goes all SURPRISE PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! HEHEHEHE and sends him to the other floor and doesn't stop manically laughing until perry pranks him too by sending him to every floor like is not only top tier comedy but also so cute because most times perry allows himself to be that goofy and childish are when he's with heinz and they're just so unapologetically themselves with each other u get why they can't function without the other