ive got a wet warm clingfilm red velvet crush on u

the way being a taylor swift fan has kind of become metabolized as this inherent trait of womanhood is very bizarre

"pov all the women in your zoom meeting talking about taylor's engagement" "check on the women in your life this is a big day" it's just all so myopic, and it's less to do with taylor herself or her music and more with this neverending (and currently thriving) obsession with gender norms, with girl stuff/boy stuff, with redefining being a #girl or woman as baking cookies and pink bows and obsession with men. and im not even gonna start on the infantilization of this talking point that women universally arent gonna be able to focus on anything, including work and school and chores, today bc a celebrity is engaged. just a girl, etc.

truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

if your website's cookie popup only allows accept all and edit cookies and i have to click the edit button to reject your cookies then i fucking hate you

He summed up so much so well.

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way