I'm Feeling Like a Big Dog
The grand, echoing halls of the Parisian canine exhibition were a sensory nightmare for a demonic butler.
Sebastian Michaelis walked down the immaculate aisles of the international dog show, his pristine black coat stiff with restraint, his ruby-red eyes narrowed in sheer, unadulterated disgust. Around him, hundreds of pedigree canines barked, whimpered, and shed an apocalyptic amount of fur into the French air. Every fiber of his demonic being screamed at him to flee, yet he was forced to march forward simply because young Master Ciel insisted on inspecting the venue for a peculiar Phantomhive toy contract.
And then, things managed to get worse.
Sauntering a few paces ahead, looking thoroughly amused by Sebastian’s thinly veiled misery, the young Earl of Phantomhive decided to test the absolute limits of his servant's patience. Ciel casually shoved his hands into his pockets, tilted his head back, and began to cheerfully, loudly hum an absurdly catchy, upbeat tune—launching straight into Akon's infamous chorus:
"I'm feeling like a big dog! (Big dog!) Barking at the moon, yeah! Got the whole pack rolling with me, howling in the room!"
Sebastian stopped dead in his tracks. A vein visibly throbbed on his temple.
"My Lord," Sebastian said, his voice dropping into a dangerously low, demonic register as a nearby Poodle barked loudly in response. "If you do not cease this atrocious caterwauling immediately, I may accidentally misplace your soul somewhere in the French countryside."
Ciel only smirked over his shoulder, continuing his obnoxious serenade as a pack of confused Golden Retrievers eagerly trotted up to sniff Sebastian's polished leather boots.
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