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Me this weekend

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here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
Yeah, sure. So you know how white people have no culture? The German Bundesland Nordrhein-Westfalen (NRW) is All That and if it were any blander, it’d be flour.
We do have culture? Karneval and Pottromantik. What is it with all the other Bundesländer and thinking them superior to ours? So we do not eat weißwurst and drink weak beer. We do not run around in trachten and stuff. But we do have stuff we are proud of. And it’s not just Currywurst (go away, Berlin) and Köpi and Alt. Our football teams at least do not have to buy up the Players of the other teams so they can beat them (looking at you Bayern München). Our Culture is different from yours. Our way of behaviour is different. We are proud of our history of coal mining. Of being a melting pott of different cultures.
What the fricking frick who even made this dumb post? 😨
I’m not even from Nordrhein-Westfalen, I’m from Rheinland-Pfalz, but if I ever would want to live somewhere else (and I rlly don’t ) I would like to live in NRW. It might be ugly sometimes but the people living there are the nicest, kindest, friendliest, grumpy-in-a-good-way people I’ve ever met and possibly ever will. And football culture is a big thing and it’s awesome. Culture is everywhere, ppl just have to look.
I prefer NRW over Bavaria ANY day.
IS ANYONE ABLE TO READ THIS?
h-hewwo? HEWWO? I am twapped in Nowdwainwestfahwen. Miss Mewkel pwease… hewp me :c
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It sure is shit
nein man freunde nrw ist bestes bundesland, in keinem anderem hat man so viele geile städte direkt beieinander, über den ruhrpott geht gar nichts punkt. keiner versteht karneval so wie nrw und karneval ist die fünfte jahreszeit. this is just nrw shaming and I‘m sick of it!!!!!
It truly is about time we oppress NRW
Yall truly live with this kinda mindset?
NRW Culture be like getting shit faced in the most undignified way, watching over paid men fake injuries and getting violent afterwards
NRW ist kein Mehl, NRW ist Schimmelmehl, we love to see it
“NRW culture” embarrassing words you have typed and posted publically for all to see. Fits right into my cringe compilation
Well yeah NRW might be ugly af but talking about no culture and blant it’s not the first place crossing my mind…like what about Niedersachsen? What do they got? Nothing at all of relevance lol, it’s gotta be the most boring Bundesland ever…who the fuck even wants to live there xD
The way these kinds of replies keep coming after all we’ve been through on this post. Incredible work. Unvergleichlich
Not you being absolutely unbiased bc you’re not German
Judging Bundesländer by how much they vote(d) for AfD is Ossiphobic 💔💔💔💔 think b4 U post
Serving the newest freshest most original takes. You’re a star, you’re one in a million
Pro Human Rights but only if they’re not from East Germany, huh. Wessis be like it’s been 500 years of reunification why are we still sending the Ossis little envelopes with Westdeutsche Mark?
No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.

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Ich bin sicher, das wird er souverän und mit Humor aufnehmen
Jugendwort des Jahres: Das steckt hinter dem Begriff „Mehrzweckeier“
Der Ausdruck ist nicht einfach ein zufälliger Nonsens-Begriff, sondern Satire.
Dahinter steckt politischer Protest: Der Ursprung ist ein Plakat bei einer Demonstration gegen die Wehrpflicht in Berlin. Dort wurde ein Schild mit der Aufschrift „Merz leck Eier“ hochgehalten.
Die Polizei beschlagnahmte das Plakat und leitete Ermittlungen wegen des Anfangsverdachts der „üblen Nachrede und Verleumdung gegen Personen des politischen Lebens“ ein, so ein Polizeisprecher damals.
Wie es in der Sache weiterging, ist nicht bekannt.
TIL
Hallo nette deutsche Menschen of Tumblr, mein Britischer Kumpel hat mich was gefragt und ich gebe diese Frage nun an Sie weiter.
Wie ist Ihr Mittag-/ und Abendessen normalerweise? (warme/kalte Gerichte)
Mittag warm essen, Abends warm essen
Mittags warm essen, Abends kalt essen
Mittags kalt essen, Abends kalt essen
Mittags kalt essen, Abends warm essen
Und bitte auch schön weiter rebloggen :) damit wir ne größere Gruppe befragen. Oder so.
Mfg, eine Rote Beete
My British friends version btw falls ihr sehen wollt was in der uk abgeht von @blueest-owl he started this debate
the primary censorship function of "sensitive content" filters has turned it into a very bizarre roulette game.
something marked sensitive content is:
49% - a post that is a bit too critical of imperialism 49% - a trans woman posting literally anything 2% - close up photo of someone's hairy asshole
really big extra-large size moth found on malgana and nhanda country in wa if you even care
Endoxyla cinereus I thinks aka giant wood moth. Real creature & not ai!
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:

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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
NOT DEFENDING TUMBLR AT ALL
the animation is the philadelphia pride flag, not the progress flag. they didnt remove the trans colors
ive also seen people say that theres an alternate animation that is the trans flag
its still fucked up that theyre nuking trans women, but i just wanted to clear this up
edit: i tagged a post with just trans as a test, and got this animation
^progress pride flag (altered to fit the animation, but still)
ALSO! i think the reason this is marked mature is bcus one of the blogs in the chain is marked mature. the original post does not seem to be marked
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.
As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.
this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.
Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

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There's a good post going around that (rightly) points out how the idea of abandoning Earth even after a tremendous disaster along the lines of asteroid impact or global thermonuclear war makes little sense, because terraforming any other planet will be harder than fixing Earth. This is true. This is correct. We need to be fixing our own climate right now, but even if we don't, murderously-hot Earth with flooded lowlands will be vastly more habitable than anywhere else we know of.
Other people will often point out that we should be focusing on terrestrial problems, and they're right to a point. We absolutely need to be prioritizing fighting anthropogenic climate change, solving problems like hunger and lack of shelter and overhaul our political systems until they actually serve the many and not just the few. That this somehow rules out the very important science of studying the cosmos and sending probes and even people out to explore is a sort of false dichotomy though.
We can do several things. If you're talking about money, sure, first things first: seize hoarded wealth and pump it into making sure everyone has the freedom from want that our technological abundance should have guaranteed generations ago. Thing is, there's still lots left over at that point. So we fix the climate, and we transition to a more sustainable future and we reduce waste and we right the global inequality that allows some nations to thrive on the plunder of others.
And there's still plenty to go around. The old adage that "The Earth can support billions, not billionaires" is exactly right. We need to fix our mistakes, but we also need to look to the future. Fully terraforming Mars and Venus is currently beyond our means- we'd need to find a way to re-start their tectonics for any long-term solutions -but there's no reason not to get started on making other homes for humanity as well as the original and by far the best option we're likely to see. There are ambitious ideas about how to get started, and it's the work of generations to get anything resembling progress, but so long as we're taking care of Earth, there's no particular rush anyway.
The cosmic 'speed limit' might keep us forever trapped away from more Earth-like worlds, even if we should develop relativistic travel at a significant fraction of the speed of light. We just don't know how many Earth analogues there might be out there, and if any are within whatever our ultimate range may be. In which case it will be all the more important to adapt the barren worlds that are within our grasp to better suit us.
Earth is likely to be the best home we'll ever know, and unlikely to fall below the top ranking unless something truly catastrophic and cosmic should come along. But it is, ultimately only one little world, and while it might be far more robust than we often think, it remains vulnerable in its status as our only home. The more we spread out, the further we go, the safer we become as a species, the longer we can continue producing culture and all the other things that make us worthwhile.
Someday the end will come. If we treat the Earth perfectly but never leave, and nothing unexpected happens, the sun will heat up to the point where life as we know it can't continue, and then eventually likely consume the world entirely. If we spread out to span our own system, then a nearby supernova might sterilize the whole thing. Even if we (or beings descended from us) somehow survive to spread across the galaxy, survive the merge with Andromeda, and continue on into the most dizzying limits of the future, the stars will burn out and eventually matter itself will likely be torn apart on the subatomic level. There is no 'forever' for us, our time is finite.
But there's no reason to let a capitalist death-cult end us before our time. Fix the world. Do what we can with others. Thrive.
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