well met

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

trials and tribulations ass year

*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

There are certain semi-scientific myths I’m willing to entertain, like the idea that cats purr at a healing frequency. Is it true? IDFK. I like to press my ear to my cat’s side when she purrs anyway. Makes me feel better. Probably because I’m in proximity to something I love and not because of her purring frequency.

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

my blog has sucked lately due to my shit attitude

sometimes i dont have an active dislike of a ship (i mean. beyond the watering down of their characters to generic yaoi pairing) but then it becomes 97% of the content i see for those characters and its like. Ohhh. okay. i have to boil you