will I get the fanfixes I need

loumand interacting before anyone else............ haters get fucked i never lose

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

I think I just realised I love Shane Hollander so much because his autism isn't something his loved ones have to overcome or get on with or work with, it's never even a problem in his relationships. Nobody is made into a saint because they put up with so much for him or whatever the fuck, they just love him because he's awesome. He's a leading man, a love interest, a captain, a best friend and beloved son, and all of this is believable. Nobody is acting like loving him is a chore just because he's different. I love you Shane Hollander let's be buds.

ilya being rachel reid’s lestat is like okay obviously. and shane springing castiel-like into the narrative bc she already gave scott a barista love interest is like okay i see what she’s done here. bottom pov romance because shane is a self-insert because rachel wants to fuck lestat, of course. we get it. AND THEN. the thing is is that jacob tierney is a gay man and he does not (necessarily?) need to bottom self insert. and therefore, suddenly, shane is so real. like that post about rachel having ilya say in the book that shane came “untouched” (fanfiction language) and jacob having him say “hands free” (gay porn language) like the show is an act of translation and in that act jacob AND HUDSON. created a shane that is so real. he is #ourshane forever

if shanebug was a real bug he would either be a lady bug (cute option) or a leaf katydid (fav option) but if ilya was a bug he’d be a loud as fuck grasshopper