wouldn't you like to know weather boy?

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when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

lowkey in the mood to make big statues of two gods named Yaoi and Yuri only to fuck with future archeologists

I love totally bullshiting my way through slang, what's the opposite of dry texting?? I don't know? my texting is wet, moist, underwater if you will.

Wet texting sounds 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Ooh what is it

wouldn't you like to know weather boy....

*funny-ly* call me weather boy the way I’d like to know

identiity theft is not a joke how dare all of you

Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

three times too wow thats alot of jesus

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

@satan-offical

@satan-offical

@satan-offical

@satan-offical

I've been ignoring these tags

"the glass is half empty" "the glass is half full" no. you're both wrong. the glass is full of pee #pissimist