Torrie

had some time to chat with the verizon wireless guy while my phone was getting set up and he’s a straight guy it turns out he has two moms and used to DJ for drag events. culturally LGBT

cover that man's tits, i can't hear what he's saying

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you

*grips your shoulders tightly* listen to me. you HAVE to make stobin weirder, okay? you have to make them the embodiment of that Secret Third Thing™️. they’re those cats at a shelter that you can’t separate for anything. make them do examinations of each others bodies cause they’re worried about a health issue. make them share a single piece of gum. make them swap pronouns and names and clothes on a regular basis. make them shower together. i need one of the kids to call for steve in a different room and have robin come to help instead because they’re one person. i need steve to show up to work wearing robins tag cause she’s too sick to come in. they have to get weirder, do you understand? it’s for their health.

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke