just as big twice as swollen

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go join my friends on the barricade

You know what I fucking eat up every time? The thing where one character is an optimist and the other is a pessimist, and something happens that just, snuffs the hope right out of the optimist, and the pessimist has to desperately try to do what the other has always done for them, cheer them up. I live for that shit omg.

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

pro-tip: your blog is about you. be self-indulgent, self-absorbed, and self-possessed. go all in on your obsessions. this is a work of self-expression, a living monument to your heart.

(desperate for cock voice) im not desperate for cock

trauma dumpling

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr