oh no

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

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Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

Official ornithology post

My dad is watching this historical drama and he’s like “there’s too much kissing. I thought there would be more politics” and I said “well for every person like you there’s someone else watching a political drama saying ‘there’s too much politics I thought there would be more kissing’” and for some reason that made him laugh so hard he almost crashed the car

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

“i dont want to be a burden” dude i found the point of it all thanks to you. i realised the joy of existing is doing so with you bro

"i don't want to be a burden" you're worth carrying. i don't care if you'd be worth it to you; you're worth it to me. i smile every time i think of you. and buddy you're just gonna have to figure out how to cope w that <3

"I don't want to be a burden" human hands and arms and hearts are made for carrying.

does anyone have the foggiest

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

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