oh no

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

Official ornithology post

My dad is watching this historical drama and he’s like “there’s too much kissing. I thought there would be more politics” and I said “well for every person like you there’s someone else watching a political drama saying ‘there’s too much politics I thought there would be more kissing’” and for some reason that made him laugh so hard he almost crashed the car

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

“i dont want to be a burden” dude i found the point of it all thanks to you. i realised the joy of existing is doing so with you bro

"i don't want to be a burden" you're worth carrying. i don't care if you'd be worth it to you; you're worth it to me. i smile every time i think of you. and buddy you're just gonna have to figure out how to cope w that <3

"I don't want to be a burden" human hands and arms and hearts are made for carrying.

does anyone have the foggiest

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

if u don’t like my posts send me $1000 and i’ll delete whatever one u want

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

releasing a song like "telephone" nowadays would be unthinkable. we need more anthems about wanting to shoot your shitass phone because it sucks and annoys you and you're too busy dancing to talk to your lame boytoy

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

I'm a big proponent of $500,000 therapy where once a year you get $500,000 without having to do anything

if i say “i’m working on it” just know that means i’m thinking about it really hard while doing absolutely nothing